huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

(Reblogged from tinkerbulls-horns)

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(Reblogged from lesbrosss)

theodd1sout:

This will help you write good.

(Reblogged from hajimethehinata)

I just want to sleep

(Reblogged from porcelainpinups)
astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

(Reblogged from porcelainpinups)

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

(Reblogged from hajimethehinata)

I have no cigarettes. I’m just coughing. It’s a metaphor. I’m a fucking meme.

unclefather:

This cigarette isn’t even lit. It’s in my mouth but it’s not lit. It’s a metaphor. I’m drunk. 

(Reblogged from unclefather)